Monday, October 18, 2010
LEGO Hero Factory MOC: Greed
Before you stands a true super-villain -- in his own mind, at least. "Greed," as he calls himself (he refuses to let on about his real name), is a short, bumbling, fumbling nuisance who serves little purpose in the Hero Factory universe other than to provide comic relief when he enters the scene. With his unbelievably tiny legs, he can actually run...
...which is why he commissioned this glorified rust-bucket, er, I mean, "Chariot of Greed"...
It features not one, but two fearsome meteor blasters, though each is equipped with a completely inert meteor shell, which he had plated with (imitation) gold. They're purely for looks, as he'd never shoot them. On the back of the vehicle he carries his great collection of rare loot.
It's all discarded, old Bionicle stuff that he scavenged from abandoned historic venues, after everyone else had moved on. Rumor has it, he hasn't been successful at acquiring any new "loot" since Bionicle was discontinued.
If you ever see Greed, avoid eye contact. Don't ever make the mistake of getting sucked into conversation with him. He'll go on for hours about his imaginary adventures and glorious battles. What a dolt.